Gone Fishin’!

7 Meinungen für “What is the difference between a lawyer and a carp?”

1. petermurrell sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 12:32 pm

   You’re poking fun at lawyers! The cornerstone of society!! How could you;)
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2. sophicmuse sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 12:42 pm

   Oh! I got another one!

   What’s the difference between a legitimate question that belongs on Yahoo! Answers and a lame, unoriginal joke that wastes my time?

   (I’ll leave the punchline up to you.)
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3. Ashley H sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 12:58 pm

   lol

   The carp can close it’s mouth

   Why are people giving us thumbs down? It’s a joke! Get over yourselves!

   P.S. You don’t HAVE to answer all the q on YA
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4. Lady Ivy sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 1:43 pm

   One is a qualified professional adviser on legal matters who can represent clients in court, and the other is a large freshwater fish.

   Though I really like the one from Answer 2.
   Stop wasting our time.
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5. tom4bucs sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 2:33 pm

   Why won’t a shark bite a lawyer – professional courtesy

   What is a shame? – a busload of lawyers going off a cliff

   What is a crying shame? – there was an empty seat on the bus

   What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
   a Doberman Pinscher

   How many lawyer’s jokes are there- just 5 – the rest are true stories.
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6. Pythia sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 2:47 pm

   Q: Why do so many people hate lawyers?

   A: Because the only time they’ve hired one is when they were going through a divorce.

   Makes sense when you look at it that way. How unbiased could they be?
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7. SweetPandemonium sagt:
   23.September, 2009 um 3:14 pm

   Lady Ivy — you’re only wasting your own time if you answer what you consider a lame q

   i thought it was cute!

   and i used to work for attorneys, so i can say that
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